For Laughing Out Loud

Double or Nothing: A White guy is walking down the beach and discovers a bottle. He rubs it and a Black genie appears. The genie says to himself, 'Great! A freakin White guy and I have to grant him three wishes'. He is not happy but he tells the White guy: "I have to grant you three wishes, but for everything you get every Black guy in the world is going to get double." The White guy says, "Sure, whatever". So the White guy begins to tell the genie his three wishes. The first one is that he wants a milllion dollars. So, poof, he gets a million dollars and every nigger in the world gets two million. Then he wishes for a huge mansion. He gets a mansion and every nigger in the world gets two mansions. Coming up on his third wish, the genie reminds him, "Remember now, whatever you get, evey Black guy in the world gets double." The White guy says, "Sure. Ok, So here's my third wish: I wish that you would beat me half to death."

What Would Jesus Have Done?: A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000 or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land for $150." The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home. The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?" The husband replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."

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